I have constantly liked the notion of internet dating. Perhaps it is because of you have got Mail (that isn’t that great but guy, which was, like, the fantasy for the ’90s) or because I work too much or because I’m hardly ever at bars unless I’m performing and even then, when someone hits on me it’s like throwing flirtation into the wind and hoping it lands somewhere near my brain because I was obsessed with coding as a teen (shut up, I was so cool, you guys) or. I do not select through to it.
Seriously, me, “Lane, they were hitting on you if I had a dime for every time a friend told. ” and on occasion even, “Lane, they may be totally in deep love with you and have now been for more than eight years,” I’d have at the very least 70 cents, possibly 90. Continue reading